<SourceBench/> Your place to share code stuff » Quotes http://sourcebench.com Tue, 04 May 2010 07:57:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 en hourly 1 We would like a website. We want it to be green and blue.http://twitter.com/DevonRW/statuses/8557286102… http://sourcebench.com/quote/we-would-like-a-website-we-want-it-to-be-green-and-blue-httptwitter-comdevonrwstatuses8557286102/ http://sourcebench.com/quote/we-would-like-a-website-we-want-it-to-be-green-and-blue-httptwitter-comdevonrwstatuses8557286102/#comments Sat, 06 Feb 2010 01:24:24 +0000 The SourceBench http://sourcebench.com/quote/we-would-like-a-website-we-want-it-to-be-green-and-blue-httptwitter-comdevonrwstatuses8557286102/ We would like a website. We want it to be green and blue.

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]]> http://sourcebench.com/quote/we-would-like-a-website-we-want-it-to-be-green-and-blue-httptwitter-comdevonrwstatuses8557286102/feed/ 1 Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.http://twitter.com/SamanthaWarren/statuses/8639725239… http://sourcebench.com/quote/experience-is-what-you-get-when-you-dont-get-what-you-want-httptwitter-comsamanthawarrenstatuses8639725239/ http://sourcebench.com/quote/experience-is-what-you-get-when-you-dont-get-what-you-want-httptwitter-comsamanthawarrenstatuses8639725239/#comments Sat, 06 Feb 2010 01:21:41 +0000 The SourceBench http://sourcebench.com/quote/experience-is-what-you-get-when-you-dont-get-what-you-want-httptwitter-comsamanthawarrenstatuses8639725239/ Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.

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]]> http://sourcebench.com/quote/experience-is-what-you-get-when-you-dont-get-what-you-want-httptwitter-comsamanthawarrenstatuses8639725239/feed/ 1 Can you scale down the US map showing our locations so doesn’t look like Seattle is so far away from our other offices?h… http://sourcebench.com/quote/can-you-scale-down-the-us-map-showing-our-locations-so-doesn%e2%80%99t-look-like-seattle-is-so-far-away-from-our-other-officesh/ http://sourcebench.com/quote/can-you-scale-down-the-us-map-showing-our-locations-so-doesn%e2%80%99t-look-like-seattle-is-so-far-away-from-our-other-officesh/#comments Sun, 10 Jan 2010 23:03:23 +0000 The SourceBench http://sourcebench.com/quote/can-you-scale-down-the-us-map-showing-our-locations-so-doesn%e2%80%99t-look-like-seattle-is-so-far-away-from-our-other-officesh/ Can you scale down the US map showing our locations so doesn’t look like Seattle is so far away from our other offices?

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]]> http://sourcebench.com/quote/can-you-scale-down-the-us-map-showing-our-locations-so-doesn%e2%80%99t-look-like-seattle-is-so-far-away-from-our-other-officesh/feed/ 0 Client: “the associate under the trailer has white socks, they need to be dark grey.” The image is 150×90.http://twitt… http://sourcebench.com/quote/client-the-associate-under-the-trailer-has-white-socks-they-need-to-be-dark-grey-the-image-is-150x90-httptwitt/ http://sourcebench.com/quote/client-the-associate-under-the-trailer-has-white-socks-they-need-to-be-dark-grey-the-image-is-150x90-httptwitt/#comments Sun, 10 Jan 2010 23:00:30 +0000 The SourceBench http://sourcebench.com/quote/client-the-associate-under-the-trailer-has-white-socks-they-need-to-be-dark-grey-the-image-is-150x90-httptwitt/ Client: “the associate under the trailer has white socks, they need to be dark grey.”
The image is 150×90.

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]]> http://sourcebench.com/quote/client-the-associate-under-the-trailer-has-white-socks-they-need-to-be-dark-grey-the-image-is-150x90-httptwitt/feed/ 1 I prefer that you create all the designs in Microsoft Word as this is a much better program to work with.http://clientsf… http://sourcebench.com/quote/i-prefer-that-you-create-all-the-designs-in-microsoft-word-as-this-is-a-much-better-program-to-work-with-httpclientsf/ http://sourcebench.com/quote/i-prefer-that-you-create-all-the-designs-in-microsoft-word-as-this-is-a-much-better-program-to-work-with-httpclientsf/#comments Tue, 29 Dec 2009 19:10:07 +0000 The SourceBench http://sourcebench.com/quote/i-prefer-that-you-create-all-the-designs-in-microsoft-word-as-this-is-a-much-better-program-to-work-with-httpclientsf/ I prefer that you create all the designs in Microsoft Word as this is a much better program to work with.

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]]> http://sourcebench.com/quote/i-prefer-that-you-create-all-the-designs-in-microsoft-word-as-this-is-a-much-better-program-to-work-with-httpclientsf/feed/ 2 If you want the client to pick option 1, you must make option 2 uglier.http://twitter.com/thewhether/statuses/7003784493… http://sourcebench.com/quote/if-you-want-the-client-to-pick-option-1-you-must-make-option-2-uglier-httptwitter-comthewhetherstatuses7003784493/ http://sourcebench.com/quote/if-you-want-the-client-to-pick-option-1-you-must-make-option-2-uglier-httptwitter-comthewhetherstatuses7003784493/#comments Tue, 29 Dec 2009 19:07:23 +0000 The SourceBench http://sourcebench.com/quote/if-you-want-the-client-to-pick-option-1-you-must-make-option-2-uglier-httptwitter-comthewhetherstatuses7003784493/ If you want the client to pick option 1, you must make option 2 uglier.

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]]> http://sourcebench.com/quote/if-you-want-the-client-to-pick-option-1-you-must-make-option-2-uglier-httptwitter-comthewhetherstatuses7003784493/feed/ 1 “Hang on, if you erase the top of the building in Photoshop, the sky will be behind it, won’t it?”http://twitter.com/N… http://sourcebench.com/quote/hang-on-if-you-erase-the-top-of-the-building-in-photoshop-the-sky-will-be-behind-it-won%e2%80%99t-ithttptwitter-comn/ http://sourcebench.com/quote/hang-on-if-you-erase-the-top-of-the-building-in-photoshop-the-sky-will-be-behind-it-won%e2%80%99t-ithttptwitter-comn/#comments Tue, 22 Dec 2009 12:28:03 +0000 The SourceBench http://sourcebench.com/quote/hang-on-if-you-erase-the-top-of-the-building-in-photoshop-the-sky-will-be-behind-it-won%e2%80%99t-ithttptwitter-comn/ “Hang on, if you erase the top of the building in Photoshop, the sky will be behind it, won’t it?”

http://twitter.com/NoBadCreative/statuses/6920154361

]]> http://sourcebench.com/quote/hang-on-if-you-erase-the-top-of-the-building-in-photoshop-the-sky-will-be-behind-it-won%e2%80%99t-ithttptwitter-comn/feed/ 0 Client: “I’ve received this other quote and you’re 5 times as expensive as they are.” Me: “Really? Who quoted it for yo… http://sourcebench.com/quote/client-%e2%80%9ci%e2%80%99ve-received-this-other-quote-and-you%e2%80%99re-5-times-as-expensive-as-they-are-%e2%80%9d-me-%e2%80%9creally-who-quoted-it-for-yo/ http://sourcebench.com/quote/client-%e2%80%9ci%e2%80%99ve-received-this-other-quote-and-you%e2%80%99re-5-times-as-expensive-as-they-are-%e2%80%9d-me-%e2%80%9creally-who-quoted-it-for-yo/#comments Sun, 20 Dec 2009 19:43:47 +0000 The SourceBench http://sourcebench.com/quote/client-%e2%80%9ci%e2%80%99ve-received-this-other-quote-and-you%e2%80%99re-5-times-as-expensive-as-they-are-%e2%80%9d-me-%e2%80%9creally-who-quoted-it-for-yo/ Client: “I’ve received this other quote and you’re 5 times as expensive as they are.”
Me: “Really? Who quoted it for you?”
Client: “Firm X”
Me: “Well we’re 10 times as good as they are, so really we quoted you 50% too little.

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]]> http://sourcebench.com/quote/client-%e2%80%9ci%e2%80%99ve-received-this-other-quote-and-you%e2%80%99re-5-times-as-expensive-as-they-are-%e2%80%9d-me-%e2%80%9creally-who-quoted-it-for-yo/feed/ 1 Matching colours are for sissies.https://twitter.com/nikolayb/status/6657217219 http://sourcebench.com/quote/matching-colours-are-for-sissies-httpstwitter-comnikolaybstatus6657217219/ http://sourcebench.com/quote/matching-colours-are-for-sissies-httpstwitter-comnikolaybstatus6657217219/#comments Mon, 14 Dec 2009 09:54:06 +0000 The SourceBench http://sourcebench.com/quote/matching-colours-are-for-sissies-httpstwitter-comnikolaybstatus6657217219/ Matching colours are for sissies.

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]]> http://sourcebench.com/quote/matching-colours-are-for-sissies-httpstwitter-comnikolaybstatus6657217219/feed/ 1 If we do post this [Word] document to the Internet, will more than one person be able to view it at the same time? If so… http://sourcebench.com/quote/if-we-do-post-this-word-document-to-the-internet-will-more-than-one-person-be-able-to-view-it-at-the-same-time-if-so/ http://sourcebench.com/quote/if-we-do-post-this-word-document-to-the-internet-will-more-than-one-person-be-able-to-view-it-at-the-same-time-if-so/#comments Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:06:22 +0000 The SourceBench http://sourcebench.com/quote/if-we-do-post-this-word-document-to-the-internet-will-more-than-one-person-be-able-to-view-it-at-the-same-time-if-so/ If we do post this [Word] document to the Internet, will more than one person be able to view it at the same time? If so, how many?

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