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Category: Quotes

  • The SourceBench 1:24 am on February 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: green and blue   Posted in Quotes

    We would like a website. We want it to be green and blue.

    http://twitter.com/DevonRW/statuses/8557286102

     
  • The SourceBench 1:21 am on February 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: experience   Posted in Quotes

    Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.

    http://twitter.com/SamanthaWarren/statuses/8639725239

     
  • The SourceBench 11:03 pm on January 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: distance   Posted in Quotes

    Can you scale down the US map showing our locations so doesn’t look like Seattle is so far away from our other offices?

    http://clientsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/323570454/

     
  • The SourceBench 11:00 pm on January 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: good eyes   Posted in Quotes

    Client: “the associate under the trailer has white socks, they need to be dark grey.” The image is 150×90.

    http://twitter.com/graphnick/statuses/7486792683

     
  • The SourceBench 7:10 pm on December 29, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: design, microsoft word   Posted in Quotes

    I prefer that you create all the designs in Microsoft Word as this is a much better program to work with.

    http://clientsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/303353900/i-prefer-that-you-create-all-the-designs-in

     
  • The SourceBench 7:07 pm on December 29, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: uglier option   Posted in Quotes

    If you want the client to pick option 1, you must make option 2 uglier.

    http://twitter.com/thewhether/statuses/7003784493

     
  • The SourceBench 12:28 pm on December 22, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: falling sky   Posted in Quotes

    “Hang on, if you erase the top of the building in Photoshop, the sky will be behind it, won’t it?”

    http://twitter.com/NoBadCreative/statuses/6920154361

     
  • The SourceBench 7:43 pm on December 20, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: to cheap   Posted in Quotes

    Client: “I’ve received this other quote and you’re 5 times as expensive as they are.” Me: “Really? Who quoted it for you?” Client: “Firm X” Me: “Well we’re 10 times as good as they are, so really we quoted you 50% too little.

    http://abandapart.tumblr.com/post/288888853/client-ive-received-this-other-quote-and-youre

     
  • The SourceBench 9:54 am on December 14, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: matching colors   Posted in Quotes

    Matching colours are for sissies.

    https://twitter.com/nikolayb/status/6657217219

     
  • The SourceBench 1:06 am on December 10, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: word document   Posted in Quotes

    If we do post this [Word] document to the Internet, will more than one person be able to view it at the same time? If so, how many?

    http://clientsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/276539991/if-we-do-post-this-word-document-to-the

     
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